Stephen Colbert teases Donald Trump for taking inauguration inside

stephen colbert opened on monday Inauguration The daytime version of CBS’s “The Late Show” allows us to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and taking a vodka tonic at 8 a.m. is totally reasonable.” Is”

But the truth of the matter is, it’s still astonishing that a convicted criminal who encouraged his followers to attack the Capitol and try to overthrow the government is now in the Oval Office once again.

“How do you understand today? How did we get here? Well, Defense Secretary Don Rumsfeld had these famous theories,” Colbert began his explanation. “He had three of them: ‘Known Known’ things, things you know you know. There are some ‘known unknowns’ things you know about and things you don’t know. And then there are the ‘unknown unknowns’, the things you don’t know, that you don’t know. He said that last group was the most dangerous. But he never completed the quartet of possible combinations. The most dangerous are the ‘known unknowns’ – things we know, but for some reason we choose to remain unknown. There may be a completely understandable reason why the American people decided to reveal what they knew for sure donald trump,

Colbert teased Trump for moving his ceremony indoors: “Oh, is the biggest, strongest, most powerful president ever feeling a little cold? Do you want some hot cocoa with marshmallows? You fuck the weather!

He also said that since the ceremony was moved to the Capitol Rotunda, which can only accommodate about 700 people, “that means Trump’s inauguration crowd can now officially be called the smallest crowd ever.” Could.”

When Trump was sworn in by Chief Justice Roberts, he did not place his hand on the Bible for the oath of office. Colbert quipped, “When the ceremony was going to be outside, he was going to put his hand on the Bible, when they took him inside, the fire marshal wouldn’t allow it.” “Safety first. The thing is, if he doesn’t touch the Bible, is he really the president? I mean, who touched the Bible? Melania. Is he the president?”

Colbert said that most of Trump’s speeches were “pure darkness”, and “some of them were downright weird.” And then came the weird executive orders, like changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Mexico. He also threatened to attack Panama once again. And then he once again called the 2020 election “rigged.”

Colbert pointed to TikTok’s “pathetic, transparent ploy” to embarrass Trump this weekend… which totally worked.

“The strangest part of all this is that even though he is saving the app now, during his first term as president, Trump led the effort to ban TikTok. So why would he reverse course? Well, the explanation is quite complicated. He has no honest beliefs.”

Then there’s Trump’s recent announcement that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will serve as “my special ambassadors to a great but very troubled place, Hollywood, California.”

Colbert said: “This can’t look good for other aging Hollywood right-wing actors. Kevin Sorbo, your reaction?”

Colbert ended his monologue with this note: “We don’t know exactly what the next four years will be like, except, of course, that we absolutely know. Because even before he became president, over the weekend, Trump launched the coolest gift ever: a Trump-branded crypto meme coin. Trump is not the first person to try to pull off this kind of scam. Her personal meme coin follows in the footsteps of Hak Tua Girl.

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